October 16, 2007
On the surface, it seemed like a bloody brilliant idea. I would cook. My colleagues would eat. I would win employee of the month.
Three grocery trips later, I realised my mistake. Feeding 20 hungry but weight-conscious PR people is tricky on most days. A Thursday night is pushing it…
Worse still, the jokes were on me:
“Looking forward to a Mallika kebab”
“I’m going to Buckingham Balti instead”
But there was no way out. I decided on a selection of nibbles that would be easy to cook and fill hungry stomachs at the same time:
With two dips and strips of readymade naan, I was ready to stage the Mallika show.
The trick, I have learnt, is to make nibbles that don’t need to be shaped or cooked in small batches and can be served cold. Keep them simple and bake/grill/stir fry large quantities instead.
Also, rope in a perfectly domestic colleague to help serve.
Another to pour you a glass of chilled wine.
The third to lavish generous praise on you.
Finally, get drunk and pass out before you notice whether anyone is actually eating anything.
Next time someone has a party, I’ll keep my big mouth shut. If I don’t – shoot me will you?
Recipe for Murgh Malai Kebab to serve 20:
3 kg boneless chicken breasts
500 gm thick yogurt
568 ml double/heavy cream
300 gm cream cheese
Half a nutmeg
1 tsp saffron, soaked in 1 tbsp hot water
3 tsp meat tenderiser
6 inches ginger
Cloves of 1 garlic bulb
6 green finger chillies
3 tbsp sunflower oil
salt to taste
Puree the garlic, ginger, green chillies with the oil in a blender. Cut the chicken into chunks slightly larger than bite sized, bearing in mind that they will shrink as they cook.
In a large bowl, mix all the ingredients apart from the chicken. Taste it to make sure the marinade is a pungent mixture, as it will lose some of its strong flavour when cooked.
Now, add the chicken and coat it evenly with the marinade. Leave it for at least two hours. I did this on the Tuesday to save preparation time on the Wednesday before the party.
Just before you need them, preheat the oven to gas mark 5 or 190 degrees centigrade. Line three baking trays with the chicken and cook the chicken in two batches for about 20 minutes each.
When cooked, the chicken will be cooked through with a warm brown surface. You may have to rotate the trays to make sure each of them gets a chance in the hotetst part of the over (the top).
Pile them up on to a platter and serve with dhaniya pudina chutney, mint and coriander sauce. Recipe to follow.
Recipe for aloor daum to serve 20:
3 kg small, new potatoes
6 tomatoes, chopped fine
3 inches ginger, chopped or grated
3 tsp turmeric powder
3 tsp chilli powder
Half tsp asafoetida
3 tsp garam masala
6 tbsp thick natural yogurt
Salt to taste
3 tbsp sunflower oil
In a large wok or karhai, bring the oil to heat over a high flame. When the oil is hot, add the asafoetida.
As it sizzles, add the tomatoes, the ginger and all powders bar the garam masala. Stir for five minutes until the tomatoes disintegrate and the raw smell of the spices gives way to a more pleasing, subtle aroma.
Now add the yogurt and stir vigorously for another five minutes until it is well incorporated with the masalas.
Now stir in the potatoes, mixing the masalas well into them. Add salt at this stage as well.
Next, add a cup of hot water, cover the wok and leave the potatoes to cook and the curry to dry up. You need to lift the lid every couple of minutes and give the potatoes a good stir.
When the curry is completely dry and a fork can be inserted through the potatoes easily, the dish is ready. Mix in the garam masala and take the wok off the flame.
This dish is spicy and infinitely more delicious when served the next day.
PS = Needless to say, the potatoes were not nearly as popular as the rest of the nibbles as obviously fatty carbs. Little did the PR folk know that the chicken had been cooked with cream and cream cheese. Ouch…
[…] I am not very active or clued on Twitter all the time but yes it has its uses. I posted on my TL asking chefs to recommend a dum aloo recipe. Talented Mallika Basu of Quick Indian Cooking promptly referred a recipe on her blog of ‘aloor daum – a bengal style dum aloo‘. […]
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Day before yesterday,Laxmi Puja was there in our house.My wife prepared Aloo-Gobi using same method of you aloor Daum.She was very much praised by every guest for her aloo-gobi.Thanks goes to you.
I am extremely sorry for the word INDIFFERENT, which is an inadvertent typing error.what I meant was excellent,quite different.
Well done you! I’m impressed.
Thanks so much Lydia and Ashok. I am so glad you found this blog. Shubho Bijoya Doshomi to you too…
I am a regular reader of your Blog.I expect more cooking dishes from you.Your writings are enjoyable to read as well as dishes are also indifferent.
Thanks and regards.
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That sounds like a perfectly wonderful menu! And I love the idea of lining up your colleagues to do their part, especially the wine and praise…
Sam – i’ve just offered to do Rugby dinner on saturday. Eeeek!
Manik – You’re not naive at all. Best thing to do is to check the instruction booklet. It all depends on the strength, model etc of your microwave. If I were you, I’d use a shallow dish, like the cover of a pyrex bowl and do a small batch to figure out timing, before continuing with the whole lot! Good luck!!
oh, and can we have the recipe for vegetable kebabs, please? they sound delish!
mmm i’m so glad you did! love the recipes!
The malai kababs are succulent but the cream…ahem…hope those 20 ppl do not read your blog
Wow Mallika!! Love those amazing dishes, wish you had uploaded more photos for me to drool over!!!
This all looks so good…….I wished I worked with you. I’d like to be the friend to pour the wine who really pulled through for you. THAT’S an important job for sure, especially at work functions.
Back to the monkeys!
I do this to myself ALL THE TIME. when will I ever learn, she says wondering how the hell she is going to cook brunch for 30+ on Sunday, especially since now her planned prep day on saturday has been rudely interrupted by some world cup final or other which she wont be able to resist going to watch, and since its not on TV in the US she’ll have to go out to a pub to see it which will take even longer and cause her to drink too much and then she’ll come home and try and be making inebriated bread, or something. It’ll all end in tears. Probably. And all visions of me being a fabulous hostess will end up in a dishevelled, heap of failure on the floor…
Ooh! I like the feast. So yum. Love bite sized Kababs. Aloor Daum sounds great too:)
The kebab look so delicious, and well cooked…(as always lovely picture and write up)
One naive query: I have a microwave convection oven so pl tell me what settings do i use …..i have never cooked chicken in a microwave oven, always in kadhai…and what kind of tray may be used…